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If Craig's not my name, then what is it?

I won't tell you, but I'll tell you why


It was a random day, going to the Yale Art Gallery for a school field trip. We were given free reign to go anywhere within the city block for lunch before we went inside.

Along with the group, I went to a Shake Shack (for the very first time) ((it was pretty good)). While I was trying to figure out what I was going to order, I had a random idea:

"What if I said my name was Craig?"

I've always wanted to make like my life at least a little more interesting, and what better way to do that is to lie to strangers I'll never see again! There's nothing better than a good bit.

Getting to the register, I ordered a chicken sandwich or something with a milkshake. When they asked for my name I answered.

"Craig."

A wave of satisfaction hit me, knowing I had fooled the unknowing cashier, utterly embarassing her without even a hint of her knowledge of it. I had won.

Now, any time I have to leave my name for an order somewhere (where I know I won't go back frequently), I know that I have to keep the bit going. It brings me peace.


I think I'm so funny
That's cause I am